{"id":26712,"date":"2015-05-23T23:53:59","date_gmt":"2015-05-23T22:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cargad.com\/?p=26712"},"modified":"2015-05-23T23:54:51","modified_gmt":"2015-05-23T22:54:51","slug":"no-solo-minis-candidaturas-alternativas-para-indecisos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/2015\/05\/23\/no-solo-minis-candidaturas-alternativas-para-indecisos\/","title":{"rendered":"[No solo minis] Candidaturas alternativas para indecisos."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>NOTA<\/strong>: este post es de <strong>humor<\/strong>. <em><strong>No se aceptar\u00e1n comentarios pol\u00edticos<\/strong><\/em>, de igual forma que no se aceptan por norma, seg\u00fan el punto 8 del dec\u00e1logo del blog. Queda dicho.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Desde Cargad queremos dar voz a algunas candidaturas que no han tenido suficiente repercusi\u00f3n medi\u00e1tica en estos d\u00edas, y que merecen una oportunidad en las urnas.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/urna.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26723\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/urna.jpg\" alt=\"urna\" width=\"450\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/urna.jpg 450w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/urna-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/urna-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>VOTA A DIAMANTE JOE QUIMBY<\/strong>: el SI le votar\u00eda a usted.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Joe_Quimby.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26718\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Joe_Quimby.png\" alt=\"Joe_Quimby\" width=\"529\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Joe_Quimby.png 529w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Joe_Quimby-198x300.png 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>VOTA A NELSON MUNTZ<\/strong>: porque el se HAHA ahora, y no espera a que le haya votado para reirse de ti.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/nelson.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26719\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/nelson.jpg\" alt=\"nelson\" width=\"1280\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/nelson.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/nelson-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/nelson-1024x819.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>VOTA A BRIAN<\/strong>, candidato del Frente Popular de Judea. No elija a esos secesionistas del Frente Jud\u00e1ico Popular.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/frente-popular-judea.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26716\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/frente-popular-judea.jpg\" alt=\"frente popular judea\" width=\"960\" height=\"644\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/frente-popular-judea.jpg 960w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/frente-popular-judea-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>VOTA A CHUCK NORRIS<\/strong>, o recibir\u00e1 una patada voladora.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chuck-norris.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26714\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chuck-norris.jpg\" alt=\"chuck-norris\" width=\"705\" height=\"804\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chuck-norris.jpg 705w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chuck-norris-263x300.jpg 263w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 705px) 100vw, 705px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>VOTA A PIKACHU<\/strong> porque su mensaje es claro y universal: PIKA PIKAAAA.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pikachu.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-26720\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pikachu.png\" alt=\"pikachu\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pikachu.png 300w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pikachu-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>VOTA A KANG<\/strong>. Si Kang no le gusta, VOTE A KODOS.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/simpsons_kang_kodos.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26721\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/simpsons_kang_kodos.jpg\" alt=\"simpsons_kang_kodos\" width=\"720\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/simpsons_kang_kodos.jpg 720w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/simpsons_kang_kodos-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>VOTA A DARTH VADER<\/strong>. \u00danase al Lado Oscuro, y juntos dominaremos la galaxia.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/vader.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26724\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/vader.jpg\" alt=\"vader\" width=\"500\" height=\"709\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/vader.jpg 500w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/vader-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>VOTA A GOKU<\/strong>, vota a la fuerza de la gente. No votes a Krilin que muere mucho.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/goku.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26717\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/goku.jpg\" alt=\"goku\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/goku.jpg 960w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/goku-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>VOTA A THOR<\/strong>, un candidato eficiente, que SI cumple sus promesas. Vino al mundo a matar a los gigantes de hielo, y en mi vida he visto uno.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/thor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26722\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/thor.jpg\" alt=\"thor\" width=\"1024\" height=\"734\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/thor.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/thor-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>BOTA, CHICHO TERREMOTO, BOTA<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chicho.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26713\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chicho.jpeg\" alt=\"chicho\" width=\"1252\" height=\"1252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chicho.jpeg 1252w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chicho-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chicho-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/chicho-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1252px) 100vw, 1252px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>VOTA A CTHULHU<\/strong>. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 elegir el mal menor? Vota a Cthulhu por un gobierno m\u00e1s profundo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/cthulhu.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26715\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/cthulhu.png\" alt=\"cthulhu\" width=\"900\" height=\"900\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No voy a ocultar que mi candidato favorito es Cthulhu. Su pol\u00edtica a favor de acabar con los males de nuestra sociedad y traer un nuevo orden me resulta atractiva. Y no hablemos de su pol\u00edtica de creaci\u00f3n de empleo y bienestar social. Un nuevo orden no euclidiano es lo que necesitamos ahora m\u00e1s que nunca.<\/p>\n<p>En fin, compa\u00f1eros. \u00bfHay alguna candidatura m\u00e1s que a\u00f1adir? \u00bfTen\u00e9is un favorito distinto a los que he listado aqu\u00ed?<\/p>\n<p>Saludos y <strong>VOTA CTHULHU<\/strong>, por un gobierno m\u00e1s profundo.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 elegir el mal menor?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NOTA: este post es de humor. No se aceptar\u00e1n comentarios pol\u00edticos, de igual forma que no se aceptan por norma, seg\u00fan el punto 8 del dec\u00e1logo del blog. Queda dicho. Desde Cargad queremos dar voz a algunas candidaturas que no <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/2015\/05\/23\/no-solo-minis-candidaturas-alternativas-para-indecisos\/\">Seguir leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  [No solo minis] Candidaturas alternativas para indecisos.<\/span><span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":840,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[37,771],"class_list":["post-26712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-solo-minis","tag-humor","tag-no-solo-minis"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/840"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26712"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26725,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26712\/revisions\/26725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}