{"id":50639,"date":"2018-08-26T12:34:32","date_gmt":"2018-08-26T11:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/?p=50639"},"modified":"2018-08-22T22:01:09","modified_gmt":"2018-08-22T21:01:09","slug":"humor-conde-elector","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/2018\/08\/26\/humor-conde-elector\/","title":{"rendered":"[Humor] Conde Elector"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Conde-elector.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-50641\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Conde-elector.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"522\" height=\"702\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Y es que, a ver, \u00bfos imagin\u00e1is pel\u00edculas porno en el mundo de Warhammer con t\u00edtulos de esos graciosos?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Parental_Advisory_label.svg_.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-50985\" src=\"https:\/\/cargad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Parental_Advisory_label.svg_.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"165\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Alarielle y sus doncellas se lo montan entre ellas<\/li>\n<li>Los caballeros del Grial en su org\u00eda animal<\/li>\n<li>La campesina bretoniana y su amiga la enana<\/li>\n<li>Cuanto m\u00e1s vampira, m\u00e1s guarrilla<\/li>\n<li>La incursi\u00f3n de elfas brujas busca unos granujas<\/li>\n<li>Los jinetes de halc\u00f3n se desmelenan con Ori\u00f3n<\/li>\n<li>El matador enano se hace el marrano<\/li>\n<li>A estos mineros les gustan todos los agujeros<\/li>\n<li>Si no soy enano del caos, por qu\u00e9 tengo este trabuco tan grande<\/li>\n<li>El cham\u00e1n esliz\u00f3n y su enorme pit\u00f3n<\/li>\n<li>A la corte imperial le encanta el sexo anal<\/li>\n<li>En Tilea te clavan la pica entera<\/li>\n<li>La piedra de la mamada<\/li>\n<li>Menudo aparato tiene este garrapato<\/li>\n<li>Khalida y los funerarios se lo montan a diario<\/li>\n<li>Gigantes sometidos en todos los sentidos<\/li>\n<li>A este asesino le huele la nariz a chumino<\/li>\n<li>Sacerdotes de plaga en b\u00fasqueda de bragas<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(No recuerdo qui\u00e9n me pas\u00f3 un par de t\u00edtulos graciosos y me li\u00e9 a hacer m\u00e1s&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y es que, a ver, \u00bfos imagin\u00e1is pel\u00edculas porno en el mundo de Warhammer con t\u00edtulos de esos graciosos?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[37],"class_list":["post-50639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualidad","tag-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50639"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50987,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50639\/revisions\/50987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cargad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}